imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?” and the answer being
World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand
World War 2: germany invaded poland
World War 3: a seth rogen movie
Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”
Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you
And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”
DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?
I like big buffs and I cannot lie!
— The Sorceress (via outofcontextdnd)
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
Paul Newman, Venice, 1963.