Listen...Do you smell something?

Show, don't tell.

June 28, 2014 at 1:01pm
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Reblogged from adayinthelifeofjake

epic-humor:

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11:30am
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Reblogged from fartgallery

fartgallery:

imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?” and the answer being

World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

World War 2: germany invaded poland

World War 3: a seth rogen movie

(via dannydestro)

June 27, 2014 at 8:30pm
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Reblogged from comedycentral

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

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7:00pm
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Reblogged from deadlydinos

deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

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5:30pm
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June 21, 2014 at 2:30pm
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Reblogged from outofcontextdnd

I like big buffs and I cannot lie!

—  The Sorceress (via outofcontextdnd)

1:01pm
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Reblogged from brokenheels-brokenheart

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frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via lostinmymetalmind)

June 14, 2014 at 5:30pm
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Reblogged from theimpossiblecool
alexsegura:

Paul Newman, Venice, 1963. 

alexsegura:

Paul Newman, Venice, 1963. 

(Source: theimpossiblecool, via wilwheaton)

4:00pm
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Reblogged from madchangeling

arletterocks:

madchangeling:

i had to make it. no regrets. 

Hoist on one’s own fedora.

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