^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.
YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
Gaston: I only wished to save her
Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?” and the answer being
World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand
World War 2: germany invaded poland
World War 3: a seth rogen movie
Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”
Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you
And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”
DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?